Person: hey wanna go on a date?
Me: no thanks I don't wanna be a ghoul

armin-leg0ut:

Happy birthday Historia Reiss

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

relyonloveonceinawhile:

whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"It’s mildly breezy outside."

This week’s example of

Get your act together

mari-sue:

Woo woo!

mari-sue:

Woo woo!

I’m very perfectionistic and very lazy, which is a terrible combination.
(via shikakunokirin)
levis-short-ass:

seeing the booty like

levis-short-ass:

seeing the booty like

levis-short-ass:

zapidos:

gaywin:

when you’re a lesbian and share your room with a bunch of heterosexuals

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is this a reaction picture or an example

yes

Zelda: Hey I just met you
Zelda: And this is crazy
Zelda: But I need you to save all of Hyrule
Zelda: And I'm not even gonna bang you.
Link: That's completely fine, because I'm actually a decent human being who doesn't expect sex from a woman in exchange for my kindness.
Link: Did I ever mention that our fandom is sexist as fuck and that these "friendzoning" jokes aren't funny in the slightest?
Link: Because it 's true

joshpeckofficial:

yeah that’s true, but is it tru

lampurple:

erens-jaeger-bombs:

omg thank heavens for the blu-ray animation levi looks so much better in the chalkboard scene. 

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But how can I live knowing the dubbers won’t get to experience this

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